What’s in Roger Ailes’ Brain

It’s safe to say that most people question Fox News’ credibility, and general mass media new distribution in general. However specifically with this weeks coverage of the news, Fox seems to have reached my level of ignoring their loud yelling. So, in an attempt to come back at my comics blog here it is:

What does Roger Ailes’ (President of Fox News) Brain look like when thinking about Fox News Programming?Roger_Ailes_Troll_panel_1



If you’re interested in learning more about the fox news empire, and how Roger Ailes came to be–here’s a story NPR did earlier this year:

Thanks for reading,

Ranting Ants


Prometheus Anticipation (Not really a spoiler, but if you’re mega sensitive it might be)

Hullo Loyal Followers, and stray Internet visitors!

As you can see if I’ve been posting very regularly the last 8 weeks! There’s been 8 comics since my star wars one, and I’m so proud of myself for that. Just Kidding. That’s what I would say, but I’ve had some writer’s block and other turbulent things going on in my life. So, without further ado here’s my new comic for June 10, 2012!

What did you guys think of Prometheus? What’s your favorite space movie and or Ridley Scott Movie? Comment below, and let me know!

In case you felt like more reading: I went to go see Prometheus this past weekend, and I was rather entertained. Noomi Pace, Michael Fassbender, and Charlize Theron have fantastic performances and the movie is visually gorgeous. However, the movie brings up a whole list of questions and concerns that may never be answered. At first when I saw Damon Lindelof’s name in the credits I was psyched because I had enjoyed Lost when it was on TV. Somehow every time I see his name I forget how infuriating “Lost” was, and assume that whatever I’m about to watch will be an amazing adventure. Though once the credits started rolling I realized that there were tons of loose strings, and I could only go back on this thought, “well that makes sense. Damon Lindelof co-wrote it (he also co-wrote LOST)”. And here we have the comic of what assume every diehard Alien nerd went through.

Thank you to http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/ for the Darth Vader Image (Not sure how to ask for this image, but here’s the credit cemented in blog post history). I’d also like to thank my comic consultant Eileen! If you click on her name it’ll take you to her tumblr, which has tons of hilarious blog posts of her own! In case you were wondering it’s the same Eileen that helped me out with my hipster comic a few months ago. Hope you enjoy this one, and maybe as my life gets settled I will finally blog on a regular basis…I won’t promise anything, but until next time I hope you find some lolz on the internet!

When It Rains


I haven’t blogged in forever… and I apologize. I hang my head in shame, and so to make up for it here’s a count em’ FIVE panel comic!



It’s been raining a lot in the last few weeks, and I’ve been in this situation a lot. It’s been a good pairing too because for the last couple of weeks at work I’ve been hearing random Star Wars scores being whistled in the hallway..

Have a great week! I hope I can post again within seven days!

Teresa : )

The Everlasting Ironic [Fat] Hipster

Happy New Year!!!!

I haven’t posted a comic in over a month because it was the holidays, and I was travelling with my family. I hope you all had a good holiday,  and you’re ready to start the new year! I was combing through some old ideas I had written down and here is the result! Enjoy:

The Everlasting Ironic [Fat] Hipster:

His bag says: “www.IwashipB4u.com”

Thanks to my friend Eileen for the messenger bag addition!
Have a Happy New Year, and see you in a week!


P.S In my research for this comic I discovered this video, “Confessions of a Hipster”. Turns out she’s HILARIOUS! I was laughing (after watching a few of her other videos) so hard my throat and stomach were throbbing.

A Thesaurus Thank You

The thesaurus is your best friend when you’re writing something right? Well it’s a useful tool, but that’s why humans have brains to judge if that wording sounds right. I’ve been crafting letters and writing things here and there a lot lately, so I’ve had my thesaurus cracked open (and by that I mean thesaurus.com in an open tab). So, I thought it’d be funny to write a letter with some of the wildest thesaurus finds I could find. Enjoy

I know I said I’d make comics, and I apologize for all the reading–I swear more pictures are coming soon!


Dear Employer,

Thank you for granting me an interview half a fortnight ago. I was very fond of our conversation, and it was a ball lucubrating about your company.

I am an eager beaver desiring to wrestle the challenges at your company. From previous work worldliness I’ve discerned that it takes copious amounts of drudgery to get the metier done. I equip the necessary moxie to steadfastly conquer the task at hand. I am equipped and ready to embark on your company’s needs

Much gratitude for our chance encounter. I have faith we will meet again.


Your ace candidate!

P.S If you want truly amazing letters please go to http://www.lettersofnote.com/

They have amazing beautifully crafted inspirational letters that make your heart warm!

Thanks for reading!

Wish You Were Here…

“Stay Tuned for Avril’s new hit!”

Now I was driving around running errands and I heard that Avril Lavigne had a new single. When I was in seventh grade Avril Lavigne was kind one of my idols (embarrassing…i know). In my defense she was totally what every tomboy girl who wanted to learn how to skateboard needed to vindicate their lives (also I didn’t grow up to be a lesbian, so suck it world). In any case “Let Go” was her first studio album, and I listened to that on repeat for who knows how many times (itunes does, but I’m not telling you!). Since then I’ve developed a MUCH better music sense, and nowadays I expect almost next to nothing from Avril.

Her newest song…is actually worse than nothing. If I had to guess I think there are maybe 75 unique words in the whole 3:47 song! That’s a pretty long song for 75 unique words. I was upset since all the other radio stations had commercials and I couldn’t get away!! Since that first listen I think I’ve heard the song five more times in my car (a couple of those listens was to double check that there wasn’t any substance), and I’ve learned all the lyrics….so sad.

I’m not sure if this was intentional but “let go” pretty much makes up the whole bridge…I think she’s calling back to a time when she actually “tried” to write music. I was so aggravated by the lyrics in this song that I decided to mark it up like an English paper. I hope my comments manage to entertain you…cause that’s what this blog is for! Enjoy!
My humor borders a pretty judgmental sometimes mean line. I don’t intend any harm I just don’t like settling for mediocrity when people are getting paid for their art.  Sorry if you don’t like it, but that’s how I roll.

Link to Avril’s Music Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT1-sitWRtY&feature=artist

Don’t get me started on the video…

My Favorite Youtube Comments from the music video:

“I love Avril, this is real music. Better than Selena Gomez or Rihanna in my opinion. I don’t think that because they got more views that means they are better. (77 Likes)

Avril shows authentic passion in what she does. She loves music too”

“DUDE, this song is, perfect!, and it seems that u’re really crying :\”

“Have you ever written a bad song in your life! I swear your amazing! I remember the first song I ever learnt how to sing was s8ter boi my brother taught it to me! <3″ (11 Likes)

I love to see her tears flow

absolutely real emotion

no other comments more than


“211,663 PEOPLE HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC!!!!” (How many people have liked the video)

Disclaimer: I’m not trying to be a hater…but this song is very poor quality. I’m gonna go listen to complicated. See ya all later!

Balls! Balls! Balls!

Now that I’ve got your attention, welcome to my newest blog: Ranting Ants! I’m a really colorful person who really enjoys comedy, and wants to spread funny around the world. However a lot of my comedy comes from me ranting about silly ridiculous things (get the title?)  as well as drawing webcomics.
I have a comic I’m working at the moment, but after going through a Parks and Rec (inspired by watching Parks and Recreation. Good show if you haven’t seen it) catalog I saw this advertisement–and had to share:
Balls! Balls! Balls!
What child doesnt love balls? All activities in this class will center around balls. Each parent/child will use various balls to develop the childs skills. The fun will include throwing, catching, rolling and passing balls, along with other fun activities.
Immature humor at it’s finest. Even so lets make a game out of it. I don’t know the answer but how old do you think the author of that class is?
Until next time have some fun with balls 🙂